Author Archives: Patrick Miles

The diary of a writer-publisher: 38

21 April 2026 A one-to-one meeting in the RSC theatre at Stratford with Tamara Harvey, Co-Artistic Director. In October I had printed out from the RSC website the two-page publicity for her production of The Cherry Orchard in the Swan Theatre … Continue reading

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The Europeans 2019

Pull on your driving gloves, Gordon, Light up your Billiard pipe! Edge out and I’ll slam shut the garage, We’re off to the civilized life! In two hours we’ll be down at Dover, This Bentley’s not going near Fife! Cher Bertrand, chère … Continue reading

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The diary of a writer-publisher: 37

23 March 2026 Ten days after jotting down the first lines, I type up some verses entitled ‘The Europeans 2019’. I’ve long wanted to write something like it, as a joke, and various recent events triggered it. If you recall, … Continue reading

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‘The Women’ (after Pasternak)

Garden real, not real, mere real, unreal, indivisible for them, their being. Green-gilt catkins hang — then shudder, hurl angelstruck: ‘He is not dead, but living!’ And everything they knew is put aside. A rock may move. Myrrh is not … Continue reading

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A new story by John Melmoth: ‘Snowballs’

‘Some of the snowballs have a kind of animal energy.’—Andy Goldsworthy The moment the snowball left Anton’s hand he knew exactly what was about to happen. He didn’t understand physics well enough to know how he knew, but the fact … Continue reading

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The diary of a writer-publisher: 36

12 January 2026 I don’t know why I have always had ridiculously sensitive hearing (my ears have been described as ‘tiny’ and ‘porcelain’), but at seventy-seven I still have. A year or two ago I was walking to get the … Continue reading

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The essential Oxford novel

As Calderonians know, there were two wildly popular novels about Oxford University in the nineteenth century: Cuthbert Bede’s The Adventures of Mr Verdant Green (1853) and George’s  The Adventures of Downy V. Green, Rhodes Scholar at Oxford (1902). They have … Continue reading

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Bill Lewis: ‘The Turning’

Kevin Bailey, editor of the long-running HQ Poetry Magazine, has described Bill Lewis as ‘one of our best contemporary poets’.  Lewis is a national poet: he is rooted in his rural Kentish childhood (he was a founder of the Medway … Continue reading

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Joseph Brodsky: A Christmas poem

They didn’t care about the desert that lay all around, or the blizzard that wrapped them in ghoulish sounds, or how cramped it was in a shepherd’s hut; that from all other spaces the world pushed them out. For, firstly, … Continue reading

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The diary of a writer-publisher: 35

13 October 2025 There were a number of letters in The Times earlier this month describing butterflies that the authors had witnessed turning up at funerals and even settling on the coffin. The point was that people found it mysterious and strangely … Continue reading

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Goathead is launched

Dear Subscribers to Calderonia, The Anglo-Russian publisher Sam&Sam, which was founded in Moscow in 1974 and published George Calderon: Edwardian Genius in Britain in 2018, has now been divided into Sam&Sam owned and based exclusively in Russia, and The Goathead Press … Continue reading

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Goathead: The Complete Sonnets

As promised in our previous post, here is a facsimile of the first, only, and definitive edition of all the sonnets of Samuel Goathead, published ‘by CUP’  in 1975: © Patrick Miles, 1975 ADVERTISEMENT SOME RESPONSES TO GEORGE CALDERON: EDWARDIAN … Continue reading

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Announcing: THE GOATHEAD PRESS

On 16 June this year the website www.samandsam.co.uk, which had existed since 2018, disappeared from the Web. Here is a reminder of what the splash page looked like: I refused to waste much time over who had perpetrated this, because … Continue reading

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Joseph Brodsky: ‘October madrigal’

No stuffed gull on our mantelpiece but a darling quail. Grandfather ticking at his pace soothes each evening our battered drums. Outside, the tree is a candle with the glums. Four days now sea has pounded on its wall. Lay … Continue reading

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Joseph Brodsky: ‘I put my arms…’

I put my arms around these shoulders, glanced at what lay behind her back, and saw a displaced chair that faded into the brightness of the wall. The light bulb’s filament was too intense for furniture so ripe, which meant … Continue reading

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The diary of a writer-publisher: 34

27 June ‘Why aren’t arts leaders banging the drum for Ukraine any more?’ asks Richard Morrison in the arts column of today’s Times. He recently heard that when a ‘distinguished American performer’ wanted to light the stage at his festival performance … Continue reading

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